Monday, June 17, 2013

Uninvited Guest.

Jay: *trying not to smile* 

(Doorbell rings)

Bey: *opens the door* hay everyone welcome

(everyone comes in and goes in the game room)

Bey: jay

Jay: ohh sorry...hey guys 

Ye: yo jay *sits down*

Jay: yeah man?

Ye: where the cards at man?

T.I: yeah where the cards at?

Kendrick: yo Bruh where's the chips?

Nick: come on man

Devon: come the fuck on!!

Tank: man I just want some chips

Jay: alright but first where's y'all drinks  at? *joking as he gets the beers*

Bey:*coming upstairs* how's everything gong?

Jay: baby everything  is great 

Kendrick: *fixing the table staring at bey*

Jay: you like what you see man *chuckles* 

Kendrick: she's...

Bey: *walks in the game room*  does anyone need anything 

Jay: yeah baby can you bring up more beers?

Bey: *kisses jays cheek* sure can *runs downstairs*

All the men: DAMNNNNNNN *watching dat Ass*

Jay: for real guys that's my wife y'all talking about 

Kendrick: I'm sorry Bruh but that ass gets better with age..

T.I: and them curves Bruh..

Tank: fuck them curves her smile 

Jay: MEN!

Tank: your a lucky ass man

Nick: sure nuff

Ye: y'all needa stop talkin bout my sis like that 

Nick: ohh yeah and congrats on the baby kanye...Girl right?

Ye: yeah it's a gir-

KevinHart: I don't fuck with this deck *lookin at his cards*

Rob: *walking in randomly* hey guys what's up?

Jay: I'm sorry but I think we haven't met.

Rob: bey invited me I'm rob...

Jay: *lying* rob...hasn't rung a bell

Rob: well she's told me a hella lot about you

The boys: *laughing*

Jay: oh, ha

Bey: *comes up and brings up the beer* umm this is awkward jay rob. Rob jay. 

Rob: *looks around then at his phone* umm..I have to use the bathroom...

Bey: ...

Jay: well uhh..bey can show you that If you want..

Rob: ok 

Bey: follow me..

They walk out the room and bey is walking him down the hallway

T.I : that's the guy you was talkin bout Bruh

Jay: yeah the one that I dont trust...I don't trust that nigga

Ye: I saw the way he was scoping the house too he's on to something 

Kevin: But anyway happy Father's Day man

Jay: some Father's Day I'm having watch sooner or later bey gon be screwing him on the DL I see how she looks at him...

Tank: stop being naive she's just fine & she's in love with you...she ain't thinkin bout him 

Jay: I hope so. 

(They start playing cards and joking around for the rest of the night)
Meanwhile...

Bey: here's the bathroom 

Rob: oh I don't really need to go 

Bey: ok well why did you ask me?

Rob: I wanted to talk

Bey: to me

Rob: yeah

Bey: walk me to my bedroom

Rob: *walks to bey and jays room and sits on they bed* I don't think jay is feelin me

Bey: I know *laughing* he thinks I like you

Rob: can I get a beer? 

Bey: *passes him one* here 

Rob: *beaks the seal and spills beer on his shirt* damn!

Bey: *laughing*

Rob: my shirt! *taking it off*

Bey: you need a towel?

Rob: yes 

Bey: *passes him a towel* 

Rob: thank you *wiping off his shirt*

Bey: *just looking at his tattoo* mmm 

Rob: what?

Bey: *stops* ohh I'm sorry haha I was just thinking 

Rob: about?

Bey: nothing man...you know that's a beer stain and that's not coming out...here *passes him a tee* 

Rob: this is jays?

Bey: so what? You scared? *laughing*

Rob: *drying his chest off* god... that beer 

Bey: *laughing* your from Houston 
That  tatt was a third ward sign 

Rob: born and raised

Bey; omg what a small world...do you know Tammy?

Rob: are you kidding Tammy's my mother!

Bey: wow. I would've never knew

Rob: we must of known each other as kids then...

Bey: *thinking* Rob.. Rob...Robert Maurice Evans!

Rob; lol ok this is weird yes?

Bey: no you and my mom had hair shops right next door too each other and your mom hated my mom so we always argued *laughing*

Rob: OMG
   
Jay: *walks in and sees them on the bed and robs shirt off* ummm

Bey: rob had spilled beer on his shirt and I was just getting him a new one 

Jay: rob?

Rob: ... 

Jay: well the shirts right there...put it on *looks at bey*

Bey: *getting nervous*

Jay: bey

Bey: *palms sweaty*

Jay: your nervous aren't you 

Bey: *nods her head* ummm I gotta go *runs out the room and goes in the room with the lady's*

Jay: so... *walking in the room* you gotta thing for my wife?

Rob: Nah bro she's just good people...ain't nobody thinking bout her like that

Jay: good because if you touch her i will whop your ass...

Rob: well if I wanted her I can have her man...just look at me then look at you...I'm just saying I don't want her

Jay: good 

Rob: good

Jay: so I guess it's clear that I will fuck you up if you touch my wife?

Rob: crystal *laughing as he walks out* 

Rob leaves the house 

Jay: *thinking* tf was he laughing for *talking* this shit don't add up 

Jay ended the party and kicked everyone out the house 

Bey: now why did you do that? You ain't right!

Jay: bey 

Bey: *goes into their room slams the door*

Jay:  *follows bey* I don't want you hanging around that Robert guy *walks in the room*

Bey: why? He didn't do anything 

Jay: baby he wants you...

Bey: and your naive

Jay: so...I know what I'm talking about

Bey: leave me alone 

Jay: fine *goes into the other room*

Bey slowly fell sleep mad...And jay walked over concerned afterwards

Jay: baby *lays next to her*

Bey: *wakes up and sheds a tear* I just need you to trust me

Jay: and I do trust you...it's him I don't trust...he seems like a bad guy and I don't want you caught up in that nonsense 

Bey: promise you won't make this a big deal

Jay: promise

They both cuddled and kissed
their night away until they fell asleep peacefully 

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