Jay: *trying not to smile*
(Doorbell rings)
Bey: *opens the door* hay everyone welcome
Bey: jay
Jay: ohh sorry...hey guys
Ye: yo jay *sits down*
Jay: yeah man?
Ye: where the cards at man?
T.I: yeah where the cards at?
Kendrick: yo Bruh where's the chips?
Nick: come on man
Devon: come the fuck on!!
Tank: man I just want some chips
Jay: alright but first where's y'all drinks at? *joking as he gets the beers*
Bey:*coming upstairs* how's everything gong?
Jay: baby everything is great
Kendrick: *fixing the table staring at bey*
Jay: you like what you see man *chuckles*
Kendrick: she's...
Bey: *walks in the game room* does anyone need anything
Jay: yeah baby can you bring up more beers?
Bey: *kisses jays cheek* sure can *runs downstairs*
All the men: DAMNNNNNNN *watching dat Ass*
Jay: for real guys that's my wife y'all talking about
Kendrick: I'm sorry Bruh but that ass gets better with age..
T.I: and them curves Bruh..
Tank: fuck them curves her smile
Jay: MEN!
Tank: your a lucky ass man
Nick: sure nuff
Ye: y'all needa stop talkin bout my sis like that
Nick: ohh yeah and congrats on the baby kanye...Girl right?
Ye: yeah it's a gir-
KevinHart: I don't fuck with this deck *lookin at his cards*
Rob: *walking in randomly* hey guys what's up?
Jay: I'm sorry but I think we haven't met.
Rob: bey invited me I'm rob...
Jay: *lying* rob...hasn't rung a bell
Rob: well she's told me a hella lot about you
The boys: *laughing*
Jay: oh, ha
Bey: *comes up and brings up the beer* umm this is awkward jay rob. Rob jay.
Rob: *looks around then at his phone* umm..I have to use the bathroom...
Bey: ...
Jay: well uhh..bey can show you that If you want..
Rob: ok
Bey: follow me..
They walk out the room and bey is walking him down the hallway
T.I : that's the guy you was talkin bout Bruh
Jay: yeah the one that I dont trust...I don't trust that nigga
Ye: I saw the way he was scoping the house too he's on to something
Kevin: But anyway happy Father's Day man
Jay: some Father's Day I'm having watch sooner or later bey gon be screwing him on the DL I see how she looks at him...
Tank: stop being naive she's just fine & she's in love with you...she ain't thinkin bout him
Jay: I hope so.
(They start playing cards and joking around for the rest of the night)
Meanwhile...
Bey: here's the bathroom
Rob: oh I don't really need to go
Bey: ok well why did you ask me?
Rob: I wanted to talk
Bey: to me
Rob: yeah
Bey: walk me to my bedroom
Rob: *walks to bey and jays room and sits on they bed* I don't think jay is feelin me
Bey: I know *laughing* he thinks I like you
Rob: can I get a beer?
Bey: *passes him one* here
Rob: *beaks the seal and spills beer on his shirt* damn!
Bey: *laughing*
Rob: my shirt! *taking it off*
Bey: you need a towel?
Rob: yes
Bey: *passes him a towel*
Rob: thank you *wiping off his shirt*
Bey: *just looking at his tattoo* mmm
Rob: what?
Bey: *stops* ohh I'm sorry haha I was just thinking
Rob: about?
Bey: nothing man...you know that's a beer stain and that's not coming out...here *passes him a tee*
Rob: this is jays?
Bey: so what? You scared? *laughing*
Rob: *drying his chest off* god... that beer
Bey: *laughing* your from Houston
That tatt was a third ward sign
Rob: born and raised
Bey; omg what a small world...do you know Tammy?
Rob: are you kidding Tammy's my mother!
Bey: wow. I would've never knew
Rob: we must of known each other as kids then...
Bey: *thinking* Rob.. Rob...Robert Maurice Evans!
Rob; lol ok this is weird yes?
Bey: no you and my mom had hair shops right next door too each other and your mom hated my mom so we always argued *laughing*
Rob: OMG
Jay: *walks in and sees them on the bed and robs shirt off* ummm
Bey: rob had spilled beer on his shirt and I was just getting him a new one
Jay: rob?
Rob: ...
Jay: well the shirts right there...put it on *looks at bey*
Bey: *getting nervous*
Jay: bey
Bey: *palms sweaty*
Jay: your nervous aren't you
Bey: *nods her head* ummm I gotta go *runs out the room and goes in the room with the lady's*
Jay: so... *walking in the room* you gotta thing for my wife?
Rob: Nah bro she's just good people...ain't nobody thinking bout her like that
Jay: good because if you touch her i will whop your ass...
Rob: well if I wanted her I can have her man...just look at me then look at you...I'm just saying I don't want her
Jay: good
Rob: good
Jay: so I guess it's clear that I will fuck you up if you touch my wife?
Rob: crystal *laughing as he walks out*
Rob leaves the house
Jay: *thinking* tf was he laughing for *talking* this shit don't add up
Jay ended the party and kicked everyone out the house
Bey: now why did you do that? You ain't right!
Jay: bey
Bey: *goes into their room slams the door*
Jay: *follows bey* I don't want you hanging around that Robert guy *walks in the room*
Bey: why? He didn't do anything
Jay: baby he wants you...
Bey: and your naive
Jay: so...I know what I'm talking about
Bey: leave me alone
Jay: fine *goes into the other room*
Bey slowly fell sleep mad...And jay walked over concerned afterwards
Jay: baby *lays next to her*
Bey: *wakes up and sheds a tear* I just need you to trust me
Jay: and I do trust you...it's him I don't trust...he seems like a bad guy and I don't want you caught up in that nonsense
Bey: promise you won't make this a big deal
Jay: promise
They both cuddled and kissed
their night away until they fell asleep peacefully
Great Post!
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