Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Ms.Carter World Tour (UK)

*Beyonce is currently in the UK for the world tour she's running the world*


Bey: *getting off stage* phew that was hard work 

Ty: omg bey bey you did great 

Bey: thank you Ty 

Ty: I'm serious bey you was fire!!

Bey: *blushing* ohh stop

Ty: gone with the wind fabulous!

Bey: werk honey 

Ty:okayyy you beta watch it!

Bey: now now Ty hunny you already know

*meanwhile in beys hotel room*

Blue: mom mom mom mom mom mum mum mum mum mum *looks up at jay* mum mum mum

Jay: what about her?

Blue: mum mum mum mum *giggles*

Jay: bey told me, hold conversations with you because "you know what your talking about yada yada yada"

Bey: mum mum mum *walking in laughing*

Jay: how long we're you standing there? 

Bey: long enough to hear you mock me *side eyes jay*

Jay: sorry bey I'm just aggravated all she's been saying is mom All day long

Bey: that's because my blueberry misses mommy yes you do yes you do *tickling blue*

Blue: *laughing out snot bubbles*

Bey: ew that's just nasty

Jay: says the one babying her every 5 minutes *hands bey the towel*

Bey: shut up kid *punches jays arm*

Jay: ouch, *laughing* I'll be in the lobby if you need me

Bey: ok, I need you

Jay: *turns around* what do u need me for?

Bey: I need you to stayyyy *singing like Rihanna*

Jay: *laughing* I gotta go get the pizza miss I can't cook

Bey: haha, ok hurry though baby ;)

Blue: pee-sha pee-sha

Jay: first word she says all day besides mom *laughing* I'll be right back

Bey: let's watch yo GABA GABA 

Blue: GABA GABA GABA GABA 

Bey: *singing the song with blue*

Drew: room service *knocking on the door* ROOM SERVICE! 

Bey: I'm coming I'm coming I'm... Drew? 

(Drew is her ex boyfriend before she was with jay they broke up when she was 17 and she had her first kiss at the jack in a box drive through with him every time she sees him she cries-he broke her heart)

Drew: *laughing* hey bey I just--

Bey: *slams the door in his face*

Drew: just wanted to say hi... -_-

Bey: oh, *opens the door slowly* hey drew how are things? 

Drew: great actually I'm married with a son and a daughter 

Bey: *holding back tears* ohh ok cool

Drew: listen, I remember how much you loved jack in the box so maybe we can get some of that watch gremlins like old times and chill. I miss the old bey- bey are you...crying?

Bey: no, something got in my eye that's all probably allergies its pollen season. 

Drew: okay, well here is my number my wife is calling me. Coming Deborah!!

Bey: K Bye

Blue: dat zon't loo lie daddy *looks at her teddy and then bey*

Bey: that's not its drew say drew 

Blue: Pooh  

Bey: drew

Blue: Foo

Bey: DREW 

Blue: moo

Bey: drew 

Blue: do shoe coo?

Bey: *laughing hard* your funny kid

Blue: *falls out like she's going to sleep*

Jay: *runs into the hotel room picks bey up and presses her against the wall* say you love me

Bey: *sexy smirk* I love you 

Jay: *bites beys neck*

Bey: nope, not happening blues up *laughing*

Jay: *lets her go* ok baby the pizza is over there though 

Bey: lol I wasn't hungry 

Blue: *eating pizza*

Bey: um... Blue how'd you get...never mind 

Jay: That's your off spring she's just as crafty as you are

Bey: you helped...*giggles*

Jay: damn right I did *smacks beys butt*

Blue: butt butt butt

Jay: so....I heard what drew was saying

Bey: jay ummm what did you hear?

Jay: I heard him saying he wants to chill

Bey: right, and that's all that happened 

Jay: so...no worries?

Bey: nope not at all

Jay: good 

Bey: you ok?

Jay: yeah baby I'm good 

Bey: your upset? Aren't you?

Jay: a little 

Bey: you want me to make you happy daddy? ;)

Jay: that would be nice

Bey: lemme put blue to sleep give me a second

Jay: okay babe

Blue: *looks at bey like she lost her mind* 

Bey: time to go nitenite baby *laughing*

Blue: No.

Bey: come on baby

Blue: No.

Bey: please? Do it for mommy

Blue: No.

Bey: *sighs* I'm bad at this parenting thing Jay

Jay: not at all babe your doing great.

Bey: haha very funny mr sarcasm 

Jay: *comes behind bey and kisses on beys neck* just turn the lights off and put her in the crib shell fall asleep she just likes saying no...*laughing*

Bey: mmm *biting her lips* okay baby I'm on it ;)

Bey then puts Blue to sleep in the crib serenading her with her mesmerizing voice singing and singing until she couldn't sing anymore 

Bey: now...what were you saying? Shawn? Corey? Carter?

Jay: more like what were you saying? *laughing* come here 

Bey: *walks over slowly and kisses on jays neck* so do you want mr.carter 

Jay: you

Bey: *giggling all cute* me? 

Jay: yes...you I love...you so... I need you

Bey: *blushing*

Jay: awh and there goes that dimple I love so much

Bey: *giggling again*

Jay: now does that answer your question or do I have to show you

Bey: show me :)

Jay sits bey up and massages on her body relaxing her totally making her feel at peace 

Bey: mmmm go lower

Jay: right there?

Bey: *moans softly* 

Jay: stop moaning bey *laughing* you'll wake the baby

Bey: sorry *laughs* I didn't mean to it just-

Jay: I know *kisses bey*  goodnight though 

Bey: goodnight jay 


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