Jay: *trying to sneak into the kitchen*
Bey: *curled up with one leg out the sheets* mmm stop *giggling in her sleep*
Jay: wow..that's just wierd lol she needs to get her life... *sneaks out and runs to the kitchen* now what does my baby wanna eat? *starts cooking pancakes*
Bey: *sneaks downstairs in jays Tshirt* baby?
Jay: *jumps* you scared me woman
Bey: *laughing* I'm sorry, what are you doing up so early? *sits down*
Jay: the question is what are you doing up so early *kisses beys lips* I wasn't expecting you up beautiful
Bey: I couldn't stay asleep
Jay: I am kinda happy your up
Bey: kinda?
Jay: yeah..I was getting bored without my baby
Bey: who blue? That's your baby? *giggling*
Jay: no your my-- *pancake burning* SHIT!!
Bey: hahahahah chef jay your apron is on fire!
Jay: *running water on his apron and sits down* baby that's not funny
Bey: aww well I'm sorry daddy
Jay: really?
Bey: no.
Jay: very funny bey since your so good at this go cook
Bey: pssshhhh jay that's cake I can cook ;)
Jay: and I'm Santa
Bey: keep getting smart and you'll be eating that burnt pancake
Jay: sorry baby *drops a fork* oops baby can your sexy ass get that for me?
Bey: mmm sure thing baby *bends over and gets it for him*
Jay: *smirking* thank you *looks at her legs* why the hell are their heels on your feet?
Bey: don't ask me why *laughing*
Jay: you look sexy...making that bacon over the stove *walks up behind her slowly and holds her hips* with them curves *kisses beys neck*
Bey: ohh god jay not now I'm cooking
Jay: I'm sorry you just look so good in the morning
Bey: *bites her lips* thank you
Jay: and I just wanna--
Bey: *looks at a text message from alan* OKAYY BABY FOODS DONE
Jay: good I'm starving
Bey: I'm not *nervously talking*
Jay: uhh bey what's wrong?
Bey: nothing why would you think of such a thing... pshhhh
Jay: bey.
Bey: what?
Jay: bey.
Bey: I ma gosh jay what!!!
Jay: Beyonce Giselle Knowles-Carter!
Bey: fine....solo *looks around*
Jay: fine solo what?
Bey: jay.
Jay: no don't "jay" me "fine solo" what?!!
Bey: Alan is cheating on solo
Jay: with who? how do you know? did solange tell you?
Bey: *dropps her head* no
Jay: who did then?
Bey: Alan...
Jay: what the fuck! ohh no I finna go cap his ass right now *goes upstairs lookin for the car keys*
Bey: he just didn't know what to say to her and he's not the lying type so he told the closest thing to her...which is me....but he cheated on her with Deborah...
Jay: Deborah??? That's Drews wife!!
Bey: and that's why I was so nervous...drew is my best friend Alan has crossed us
Jay: he better not come out on Memorial Day it's gonna be a problem
Bey: jay just chill it's gonna be ok
Jay: okay I gotcha
Bey: imma go clean up this mess and you go wake up blue
Jay: what? Wake up? That beast!
Bey: my daughter is a angel stop trying to play her
Jay: that's what they all say *laughing* let me go get her up
(Knock knock)
Jay: somebody is at the door I'll get it
Bey: jay wait don't...
Jay: *open the door* Its Alan *balls his fists up*
Bey: JAY NO!
Jay punches Alan straight in his face and made his nose bleed
Bey: Shawn!!!
ToBeContinued...
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