Friday, May 24, 2013

Jay..apologize part 1

Jay: somebody is at the door I'll get it 

Bey: jay wait don't...

Jay: *open the door* Its Alan *balls his fists up* 

Bey: JAY NO!

Jay punches Alan straight in his face and made his nose bleed

Bey: Shawn!!! 

Bey: baby say sorry

Jay: no

Bey: jay

Jay: no

Bey: jay! 

Jay: ok fine...

Bey: thank you

Alan: *looks up at jay holding the tissue to his leaked nose*

Jay: I'm sorry you cheated on my sister in law.. I'm sorry for defending her..and I'm sorry for taking you in as family BUT I AM NOT SORRY FOR PUNCHING YOU...you should be lucky I ain't kick yo ass *storms up the steps*

Bey: jay!!!! What the fuck!?

Jay: leave me alone bey

Bey: we will speak about this later Shawn! But...do you want me to call solo? 

Alan: no.

Jay: too late I already called her & told her you cheated she's on her way you better run *yelling down the steps*

Bey: *rolls her eyes* it's ok Alan stay here I will talk to her when she gets here 

With Alan relaxed...bey stressed and jay mad basically everyone was waiting for the arrival of solange

Bey: she should be here any minute 

Solo: *knocking on the door* BEYONCE OPEN UP! *banging all ghetto* 

Bey: damn girl I'm coming smh... *gets up and opens the door*

Daniel: yeah open up I have some words to share with this asshole

Bey: *opens the door* solange now why did you bring Julez father? Where is my nephew 

Solo&Daniel: *walks right by bey with a attitude and sits down*

Bey: ok first of all y'all need to answer me in my god damn house the fuck y'all think this is WHERE IS MY NEPHEW?

Solo: he's at Kelly's house

Bey: and that all ya ignorant ass had to say *rolls her eyes and sits on the couch* 

Alan: ummm...I have something to say 

Bey: speak.
 
Alan: I'm sorry...I swear I didn't have relations with her and I only kissed her I feel terrible 

Solo: Alan I forgive you because you respected me enough to tell me but... We are through... Sorry

Alan: understood. Again sorry. 

Solo: take your sorrow elsewhere because I ain't tryna hear it

Daniel: I wish you would touch my son agian 

Solo: what? What are you talking about

Daniel: Julez told me that Alan was touching on him

Bey: OHHH HELL NAW GET THE FUCK OUT MY HOUSE. 

Alan: but 

Bey: BITCH OUT! NOW 



To Be Continued...



Monday, May 13, 2013

National Appreciate Bey Day

Jay wakes up to bey sleeping in peace and thinks to himself okay jay this is it this is The big move I cook my baby breakfast

Jay: *trying to sneak into the kitchen* 

Bey: *curled up with one leg out the sheets* mmm stop *giggling in her sleep*

Jay: wow..that's just wierd lol she needs to get her life... *sneaks out and runs to the kitchen* now what does my baby wanna eat?  *starts cooking pancakes*

Bey: *sneaks downstairs in jays Tshirt* baby?

Jay: *jumps* you scared me woman

Bey: *laughing* I'm sorry, what are you doing up so early? *sits down* 

Jay: the question is what are you doing up so early *kisses beys lips* I wasn't expecting you up beautiful 

Bey: I couldn't stay asleep

Jay: I am kinda happy your up 

Bey: kinda? 

Jay: yeah..I was getting bored without my baby

Bey: who blue? That's your baby? *giggling*

Jay: no your my-- *pancake burning* SHIT!! 

Bey: hahahahah chef jay your apron is on fire! 

Jay: *running water on his apron and sits down* baby that's not funny

Bey: aww well I'm sorry daddy 

Jay: really?

Bey: no.

Jay: very funny bey since your so good at this go cook

Bey: pssshhhh jay that's cake I can cook ;)

Jay: and I'm Santa 

Bey: keep getting smart and you'll be eating that burnt pancake

Jay: sorry baby *drops a fork* oops baby can your sexy ass get that for me?

Bey: mmm sure thing baby *bends over and gets it for him* 

Jay: *smirking* thank you *looks at her legs* why the hell are their heels on your feet?

Bey: don't ask me why *laughing*

Jay: you look sexy...making that bacon over the stove *walks up behind her slowly and holds her hips* with them curves *kisses beys neck* 

Bey: ohh god jay not now I'm cooking

Jay: I'm sorry you just look so good in the morning

Bey: *bites her lips* thank you 

Jay: and I just wanna--

Bey: *looks at a text message from alan* OKAYY BABY FOODS DONE 

Jay: good I'm starving 

Bey: I'm not *nervously talking*

Jay: uhh bey what's wrong? 

Bey: nothing why would you think of such a thing... pshhhh

Jay: bey.

Bey: what?

Jay: bey.

Bey: I ma gosh jay what!!!

Jay: Beyonce Giselle Knowles-Carter!

Bey: fine....solo *looks around*

Jay: fine solo what? 

Bey: jay. 

Jay: no don't "jay" me "fine solo" what?!!

Bey: Alan is cheating on solo

Jay: with who? how do you know? did solange tell you?

Bey: *dropps her head* no

Jay: who did then?

Bey: Alan...

Jay: what the fuck! ohh no I finna go cap his ass right now *goes upstairs lookin for the car keys*

Bey: he just didn't know what to say to her and he's not the lying type  so he told the closest thing to her...which is me....but he cheated on her with Deborah...

Jay: Deborah??? That's Drews wife!!

Bey: and that's why I was so nervous...drew is my best friend Alan has crossed us

Jay: he better not come out on Memorial Day it's gonna be a problem 

Bey: jay just chill it's gonna be ok

Jay: okay I gotcha 

Bey: imma go clean up this mess and you go wake up blue

Jay: what? Wake up? That beast! 

Bey: my daughter is a angel stop trying to play her

Jay: that's what they all say *laughing* let me go get her up

(Knock knock)

Jay: somebody is at the door I'll get it 

Bey: jay wait don't...

Jay: *open the door* Its Alan *balls his fists up* 

Bey: JAY NO!

Jay punches Alan straight in his face and made his nose bleed

Bey: Shawn!!! 

ToBeContinued...



 

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Ms.Carter World Tour (UK)

*Beyonce is currently in the UK for the world tour she's running the world*


Bey: *getting off stage* phew that was hard work 

Ty: omg bey bey you did great 

Bey: thank you Ty 

Ty: I'm serious bey you was fire!!

Bey: *blushing* ohh stop

Ty: gone with the wind fabulous!

Bey: werk honey 

Ty:okayyy you beta watch it!

Bey: now now Ty hunny you already know

*meanwhile in beys hotel room*

Blue: mom mom mom mom mom mum mum mum mum mum *looks up at jay* mum mum mum

Jay: what about her?

Blue: mum mum mum mum *giggles*

Jay: bey told me, hold conversations with you because "you know what your talking about yada yada yada"

Bey: mum mum mum *walking in laughing*

Jay: how long we're you standing there? 

Bey: long enough to hear you mock me *side eyes jay*

Jay: sorry bey I'm just aggravated all she's been saying is mom All day long

Bey: that's because my blueberry misses mommy yes you do yes you do *tickling blue*

Blue: *laughing out snot bubbles*

Bey: ew that's just nasty

Jay: says the one babying her every 5 minutes *hands bey the towel*

Bey: shut up kid *punches jays arm*

Jay: ouch, *laughing* I'll be in the lobby if you need me

Bey: ok, I need you

Jay: *turns around* what do u need me for?

Bey: I need you to stayyyy *singing like Rihanna*

Jay: *laughing* I gotta go get the pizza miss I can't cook

Bey: haha, ok hurry though baby ;)

Blue: pee-sha pee-sha

Jay: first word she says all day besides mom *laughing* I'll be right back

Bey: let's watch yo GABA GABA 

Blue: GABA GABA GABA GABA 

Bey: *singing the song with blue*

Drew: room service *knocking on the door* ROOM SERVICE! 

Bey: I'm coming I'm coming I'm... Drew? 

(Drew is her ex boyfriend before she was with jay they broke up when she was 17 and she had her first kiss at the jack in a box drive through with him every time she sees him she cries-he broke her heart)

Drew: *laughing* hey bey I just--

Bey: *slams the door in his face*

Drew: just wanted to say hi... -_-

Bey: oh, *opens the door slowly* hey drew how are things? 

Drew: great actually I'm married with a son and a daughter 

Bey: *holding back tears* ohh ok cool

Drew: listen, I remember how much you loved jack in the box so maybe we can get some of that watch gremlins like old times and chill. I miss the old bey- bey are you...crying?

Bey: no, something got in my eye that's all probably allergies its pollen season. 

Drew: okay, well here is my number my wife is calling me. Coming Deborah!!

Bey: K Bye

Blue: dat zon't loo lie daddy *looks at her teddy and then bey*

Bey: that's not its drew say drew 

Blue: Pooh  

Bey: drew

Blue: Foo

Bey: DREW 

Blue: moo

Bey: drew 

Blue: do shoe coo?

Bey: *laughing hard* your funny kid

Blue: *falls out like she's going to sleep*

Jay: *runs into the hotel room picks bey up and presses her against the wall* say you love me

Bey: *sexy smirk* I love you 

Jay: *bites beys neck*

Bey: nope, not happening blues up *laughing*

Jay: *lets her go* ok baby the pizza is over there though 

Bey: lol I wasn't hungry 

Blue: *eating pizza*

Bey: um... Blue how'd you get...never mind 

Jay: That's your off spring she's just as crafty as you are

Bey: you helped...*giggles*

Jay: damn right I did *smacks beys butt*

Blue: butt butt butt

Jay: so....I heard what drew was saying

Bey: jay ummm what did you hear?

Jay: I heard him saying he wants to chill

Bey: right, and that's all that happened 

Jay: so...no worries?

Bey: nope not at all

Jay: good 

Bey: you ok?

Jay: yeah baby I'm good 

Bey: your upset? Aren't you?

Jay: a little 

Bey: you want me to make you happy daddy? ;)

Jay: that would be nice

Bey: lemme put blue to sleep give me a second

Jay: okay babe

Blue: *looks at bey like she lost her mind* 

Bey: time to go nitenite baby *laughing*

Blue: No.

Bey: come on baby

Blue: No.

Bey: please? Do it for mommy

Blue: No.

Bey: *sighs* I'm bad at this parenting thing Jay

Jay: not at all babe your doing great.

Bey: haha very funny mr sarcasm 

Jay: *comes behind bey and kisses on beys neck* just turn the lights off and put her in the crib shell fall asleep she just likes saying no...*laughing*

Bey: mmm *biting her lips* okay baby I'm on it ;)

Bey then puts Blue to sleep in the crib serenading her with her mesmerizing voice singing and singing until she couldn't sing anymore 

Bey: now...what were you saying? Shawn? Corey? Carter?

Jay: more like what were you saying? *laughing* come here 

Bey: *walks over slowly and kisses on jays neck* so do you want mr.carter 

Jay: you

Bey: *giggling all cute* me? 

Jay: yes...you I love...you so... I need you

Bey: *blushing*

Jay: awh and there goes that dimple I love so much

Bey: *giggling again*

Jay: now does that answer your question or do I have to show you

Bey: show me :)

Jay sits bey up and massages on her body relaxing her totally making her feel at peace 

Bey: mmmm go lower

Jay: right there?

Bey: *moans softly* 

Jay: stop moaning bey *laughing* you'll wake the baby

Bey: sorry *laughs* I didn't mean to it just-

Jay: I know *kisses bey*  goodnight though 

Bey: goodnight jay