Sunday, October 13, 2013

Bey...ohhh bey

Jay: I'm serious baby *laughs* I was with Kanye 

Bey: sit on that couch we gon find out *calls kanye*

Ye: yo what's up bey?

Bey: was jay with you tonight 

Ye: yeah I just dropped him off why what's up

Bey: *hangs up and smiles* I'm sorry baby 

Jay: it's cool *goes upstairs

Bey: I owe you an apology

Jay: you gave me one already 

Bey: but baby you know what I mean

Jay: *gets in bed not responding*

Bey: so you not gon respond

Jay: *trying to go to sleep*

Bey: baby you ain't going to sleep not on me

Jay: *kisses bey* I'm sorry baby I'm just mad 

Bey: I can fix that *kissing jay back*

Jay: mmm you can? *smirks*

Bey: *blushing* mhm I can *slowly unbuttons jays  pants

Jay: mmm baby I know what u want but I can't right now bey *smiling* 

Bey: ok baby

{phone going off} 

Bey: hello?

James: eh, it's James I was callin because I was told you were hiring 

Bey: oh yes i am and I'm sure you'll meet our standards how old are you

James: 30 ma'am

Bey: any criminal background I should be aware of 

James: I ran through the red light once when I was 16 

Bey: *laughing* what was your previous occupation?

James: I was the executive producer of the Oprah Winfrey show for three years and I've been working productions broadway productions they pay good money

Bey: hmm impressive ok you start tomorrow welcome abroad with park wood

James: oh god thank you!!!

Bey: haha ok now hunny imma talk to ya in a while 

James: *hangs up happy*

Jay: baby who was that? 

Bey: I had to fire someone so he just got hired

Jay: damn Mattie really needs a job

Bey: I know u remind that all the damn time but she has NO experience at all

Jay: *kisses bey* I'm sorry baby 

Bey: it's ok but fr get her a job at the studio 

Jay: as what? A janitor she's 17 

Bey: if MADISON REALLY wanted a job she'd take it 

(Madison is jays god daughter along with north west)

Jay: ok baby *holds bey in bed and rubs on her thigh*

Bey: I love you big lips

Jay: I love you more big butt

Bey: how much you love me? 

Jay: like a fat kid loves cake 

Bey: *blushing* baby

Jay: huh? 

Bey: blue got out the crib again

Jay: damn *laughing*

Bey: she's right there *points at her crawling to the bed*

Jay: *picks blue up and holds her in bed*

Bey: *goes to sleep*

Next morning...

Jay: *waking up with bey not home*