Sunday, September 22, 2013

Clubbing ;)

Bey: baby wake up *on top of jay kissing him over and over* 

Jay: mmm damn I'm up sweet lips *kisses bey back* 

Bey: sweet lips? That's new

Jay: I need to ask you something *turns bey around and gets on top of her* 

Bey: can you un pin me first * tryna get out his grasp*

Jay: * kissing on beys neck softly* no

Bey: baby *giggling* please

Jay: you gotta gimme sum first

Bey: you get some later *laughing*

Jay: *pulls down her panties and rubs on beys pussy* she's tellin me different she's wet

Bey: but she's always wet and plus I have a meeting at parkwood at three it's 1:30 *smirks*

Jay: so *pins bey down and shoves his dick in bey*

Bey: NO*squirming* imma be late for. Mmm

Jay: *laughing while he's stroking*

Bey: *biting her lips and moaning*

37 mins later

Jay: *holding bey* so get ready for work

Bey: ion wanna anymore 

Jay: *kisses bey* I'll be here hit me up Ight 

Bey: *pouting* Kay

(Bey got up washed up curled her hair and put a black Michael Khors dress and Luis Vuiton red bottoms that were black as well with diamond jewelry to match and jay went to work)

At the meeting 

Bey: IM SORRY IM LATE hello everyone my name is beyonce and I'm the manager of parkwood co executive producer and Jonathan next to me is the director and producer

Everyone: hello beyonce 

Aaron: shall we can begin? 

Bey: yes

Aaron: so me and Melissa came to a conclusion that the tour is effecting the release date of the 5th album...

Melissa: and before you get offended 

Ashley Everett: there's more!

Melissa: you see your sales dropped since you've hit 1.1m even though it's better then all the female R&B singers we expect more ya know

Bey: ok ok continue 

Aaron: so we came up with a plan...

Bey: like? *getting anxious*

Aaron: you release...

Melissa: TWO SONGS THATS ALL 

everyone: and you'll get more sells!

Bey: *laughing* ok ok I get it your telling me that people are getting tired of waiting on me? For this album...and are loosing interest...

Everyone: YES! Lateoncé 

Bey: ok ok settle down *smiling* I'll get to work then meeting ajourned *walks out*

Jonathan: *grabs bey hand* can I talk to you

Bey: sure...

Jonathan: look I got a 

Bey: this is too public...please follow me to my office *leads him to her office and closes the door*

Jonathan: you see...i got a thing for you and...I don't know if I can hide it anymore

Bey: *rolling her eyes* listen...if you can't hide it that's too bad I'm married with a child and if that doesn't suit you then your fired *tries to walk out*

Jonathan: NO PLEASE. I didn't mean it that way... *grabs beys waist and presses her against the wall* 

Bey: get the fuck off me Jonathan 

Jonathan: *kissing on beys neck* 

Bey: SECURITY!!!!!

Alan: *picks him up and kicks him out* 

Bey: *comes out the office*. ANYONE ELSE WANNA BE NEXT?! IM FIRING BITCHES TODAY! *looks around* THOUGHT SO...PARKWOOD IS CLOSED FOR THE WEEK UNTIL WE FIND A NEW PRODUCER  AND DIRECTOR *leaves*

(Bey is on her way to Kelly's house already mad)

Meanwhile: 

Jay: *walking down the street and bumps into this random lady knocking her coffee on her dress and shoes and dropping her paperwork* Damn im sorry ms. im just a tad clumsy today 

marissa: its marissa short for maribellina *gives him tone and adittude*

jay: marissa...nice *trying to be nice* marissa: *rolls her eyes* can you help? jay: right..help *puts her papers in her suit case and his shades fall off and his hat at the same time* 

marissa: your... that RAPPER!! YOUR JAYZ! 

jay: lol nice to meet you to maribellina marissa: im so sorry i was rude allow me to take you out for some coffee or something

 jay: no...id rather not i gotta get going to my wife 

marissa: *grabs his wrist* please... its my treat 

jay: okay only for a little im trying to dodge paparatzi 

(five HOURS LATER)

Jay: hahaahaha marissa we need to hang out more *sipping on his drink* and you said you were.. marissa: a model and CEO of spains fashion line CRIMAALDE'LOCA 

jay: thats so awesome *impressed* you think you cant sneak my wife in some unreleased clothing shes a big fan of-- (phone ringing) 

merissa: arent ya gonna get that? it could be your wife..

Jay: it's not though trust me

 (they continued talking and laughing enjoying each other's company)

MEANWHILE:

Kelly: DEVON STOP *giggling*

Devon: sorry baby I can't help myself *kissing on kelly* 

Kelly: *smirks* ok devy poo maybe for a widdle *blushing*

Devon: *sucking on Kelly neck*

(Kelly hasn't ever went this far with Devon  so she's nervous about the whole sex thing)

Kelly: STOP *pushes him off her* 

Devon: you ok?

Kelly: yes but...

[Door bell rings]

Kelly: ohh goodie the doorbell *gets up and sees its bey* BEEYYYY *jumps on bey*

Devon: man lol I was just about to get some *goes upstairs*

Bey: get some? Kelly as long as y'all been together you ain't give him nun

Kelly: nope 

Bey: *laughing loud* girl we needa talk 

Kelly: about?

Bey: I fired a man off my job and I need a new worker

Kelly: I got you then.. No worries 

Bey: thank you

Kelly: girl let's go clubbing! You me Jenna and Kim

Bey:kardashian?

Kelly: yes and lala of course...

Bey: mmmm ok I guess 

(Later on all the girls dressed up and Kelly's house)

Kim: come on let's party!!

Lala: OMG Kim you look so good bey doesn't she!? 

Bey; eh   

Kelly: where is Jenna?

Kim: oh she's using the bathroom 

Kelly: ok how about we just act single tonight 

Everyone: ohh yeah 

Kelly: we're gonna see how many digits you can pick up 

Bey: mm well finding a Man is quite simple *smirks*

Kim: you gotta shake it to make it hey *laughing* uh oh uh oh 

Bey: I bet you'd know about shakin shit *rolls her eyes*
 
Kim: ok what's ya problem with me!?

Bey: bitch I don't like you 

Kim: humph *blows her breath mad*

Kelly: ok girls no beef please with that said let's go y'all we out

(The girls left and took Devon's limo)

Bey: *pops a bottle* jay thinks I'm at solos 

Jenna: girl you crazy

Lala: shit my man think I'm at my mommas *takes a shot*

All the girls: *laughing*

Bey: speaking of men *answers her phone* hey baby

Jay: where u at?

Bey: I'm at solos I'll be home in a minute

Jay: ok *hangs up*

Jenna: best liar I know 

Bey: *blushing*

Kelly: I'm so ready to turn up

Bey: *laughing*

Kelly: what lol we here though 

(They go in the club and everyone is having a good time until)
 
Bey: yo look over there! *points at some guy*

Kelly: that's jarrel the second richest football player in the world *smirks* he's fine 

Lala: y'all some gold diggin bitches *laughing*

Kelly: I got a man I'm just saying

Lala: mmm his is sexy 

Bey: *smiles* he's... Ok

Kelly: you wanna fuck em admit it

Bey: no *blushing* I don't even know him

Kim: he's mines *gets up and starts walking to him*

Bey: bitch *grabs Kim by her hair and drops her* your with Kanye sit down *yelling at her*

Lala: chill out bey 

Security: everything ok here? 

Bey: yes officer *smiles* 

Security: can I have a talk with you...beyonce 

Bey: as long as I can get your number *bites her lip*

Security: mmm *gives her his number on a piece of paper*  

Bey: thank you  *kisses his cheek*

Security: imma go now *blushing*

Bey: and that's how you get a number. Shall the games began?

Lala: that was amazing! OMG wow 

Kim: eh it was ok 

Kelly: damn girl you pulled him fast 

Bey: and I got a man I ain't gon call it

Kelly: I don't wanna play bey gon win

Kim: me either 

Lala: I'm not allowed to lol

Bey: where's Jenna? I haven't seen her anywhere 

Kelly: she just texted me "hey girls I'm with my friend he's taking me home"

Bey: okay I think it's time to go lol 

(They leave the club and bey comes home late)

Bey: baby... 

No response 

Bey: you home jay?

Silence.

Bey: he left his phone *unlocks it and goes through his messages* hmmm...no suspiciousness *shrugs* 

(6 hours later)

Jay: *comes in*

Bey: *sitting on the couch* where we're you it's 6 in the morning

Jay: I was with ye

Bey: no you weren't 

Jay: *lookin guilty* 

Bey: Kanye is in Paris 


To be continued....





Wednesday, September 4, 2013

It wasnt real..(it was all a dream)

Jay: bey wake up WAKE UP

Bey: *waking up crying* 

Jay: what's wrong 

Bey: I cheated on you with a guy named rob and then lyndell raped me...

Jay: baby what are you talking about?

Bey: I cheated...

Jay: you must of had a bad dream 

Bey: a nightmare? 

Jay: I'm afraid so

Bey: *kisses jay over and over* so I didn't cheat on you with rob Evans?

Jay: no

Bey: and I'm not raped?

Jay: of course not.. You feelin ok bey? 

Bey: never better 

Jay: ok good because Ty and Angie solo and Kelly are coming over 

Bey: okay!!

LATER ON THAT DAY AT NIGHT 

Bey: *getting ready*

Jay: baby come on hurry up everyone's here

Bey: okay *with that bey was smelling good had her pumps on and her booty shorts with her lil floral tee lookin like she came out of a H&M commercial* baby *fixing her jewellery* 

Jay: yes your highness 

Bey: come here *winks*

Jay: I missed you baby 

Bey: that dream....I felt like I was really there 

Jay: it was a dream and that's that 

Bey: Man did you tidy up in the living room 

Jay: *lying* yes

Bey: good *coming down stairs* hey y'all 

Jay: *coming Down with her*

Ty: look at the love birds 

Everyone: awwww

Bey: pop the movie In that case *points at it*

Ty: okay I gotchu *grabs the wrong case*

Bey: imma go get some popcorn imma be right back

Ty: WHAT THE HELL...this ain't grown ups 

Kelly: bey is that you? What The!!

Solo: bitch you nasty 

Jay: sitting in shock at what he's witnessing 

Bey: JAY TAKE IT OUT NOW! TAKE THE TAPE OUT!

Ty: y'all nasty asses made a sextape *rollin laughing*

Jay: *sitting in shock*

Angie: *covering her ears and closing her eyes*

Solo: DAMN JAY  you got her screaming

Bey: *runs over and unplugs the TV* 

Ty: now you and jay need to sit y'all in the shame seats 

Bey: what y'all want? Damn

Solo: why the hell y'all make a sex tape nasty 

Bey: shut up solo you mad cuz you ain't gettin nun 

Solo: *catches a attitude* bey I'm gettin some 

Bey: yeah and I'm Hanna Montanna *laughing*

Solo: *leaves*

Bey: any body else got some smart shit to say

Kelly: I do 

Bey: nigga speak 

Kelly: why ya man whimper like a girl *laughing loud*

Bey: because I know how to ride my man...RIGHT is that a problem *rolls her eyes* instead of you worrying about that sex tape you need to be worrying about your own damn self don't let me get started on your ass
(With that everyone left shocked that bey went off on them)

Bey: *in the bedroom crying mad and embarrased* 

Jay: come on baby stop crying I'm just as embarrased as you are 

Bey: *holding her head down*

Jay: baby I love you so much please...stop *kisses bey*

Bey: I can't...I've never felt so belittled in my life 

Jay: baby it's ok *kissing on beys neck* 

Bey: *smirks* not now baby please now is not the time 

Jay: okay *turns on the TV* mm *watching law and order*

Bey: *cuddling wit him* 

Blue: *curling up in the bed with them*

Bey: aww blueberry 

(Bey and blue slowly fall asleep and jay starts working on his new album)