Friday, August 23, 2013

Then Shit Went Down.

Jay: *goes back to they house to wish blue goodbye*

Bey: darell Imma need you to act like my boyfriend I know your gay but please... *opening the door* why the hell you back 

Jay: *kisses bey over and over* 

Bey: *punches jay in his mouth* bitch don't touch me 

Jay: don't call me no bitch 

Bey: well you act like a bitch

Jay: that don't mean shit 

Bey: yes the fuck it do Jay

Jay: no it don't bey 

Bey: look I ain't Finna argue wit ya hoe ass ard 

Jay: *sees darell* who the fuck is that

Bey: ohh that's darell he's replacing you that's all

Darell: *kisses on beys neck* you got a prollim bae

Jay: I do where the hell you come from!? And where ever that's at you need to go the fuck back!

Darell: on the Low I've been fuckin bey for three years waiting for you to fuck up that night she moaned "D" she was TALKIN bout me Im hittin dat shit *lying*

Bey: don't worry about jay...he's a looser

Jay: oh fuck outta here 

Bey: *slams and locks the door in jays face* good work thanks for lying for me bro

Darell: no problem girl *gives bey a high 5* now where's Ty fine ass?

Bey: he's with Angie they went out last night after the party 

Darell: *smiles* I wanna smash

Bey: darell your so gay! Lol  he's coming in now

Ty: hey baby *kisses darell* 

Bey: what the 

Ang:hell... 

Bey: ANGIE!!!

Ang: hey babe *hugs bey* you want some chicken we went to Popeyes

Ty: I told her how you just gonna go buy chicken without feeding beys fat self

 Bey: yes Angie how could you *takes a biscuit and honey*

Ang: we knew you'd go straight for them biscuits lmao 

Bey: hell yeah  *eating her biscuit*

Darell: so baby I've been wondering

Ty: yes love

Bey: ohh lord *takes 4 pieces if chicken and walks away* 

Ty: SHUT UP BEYONCÉ 

Kelly: *walks in* where bey

Ty: she's in her bedroom 

(Kelly goes up stairs and darell and Ty talk about going on vacation)

Kelly: bey? 

Bey: yes baby 

Kelly: well I took your advice on finding new people and I met this guy

Bey: name?

Kelly: Charles Stevenson

Bey: I can't imagine your name being KELENDRIA Stevenson I would clown you everyday

Kelly: shh I don't even know if it'll go that far

Bey: how come? What does he do?

Kelly: he is a songwriter and actor

Bey: okay well that's great you guys can write songs together 

Kelly: I guess so 

Bey: is there a dinner date coming up? 

Kelly: Tonight at eight, that's why I'm here I need a pep talk 

Bey: you can do it flash a lil cleavage curl ya hair and bam! There's my black Barbie 

Kelly: your a fool bey I swear ok ill be back later...can I wear your heels?

Bey: which? 

Kelly: the blue ones

Bey: ok go head

(Kelly took beys heels and left later Ty Ang and darell left)

Bey: *eating chicken watching Oprah* damn...*looks at her phone and sees 27 missed calls from jay* wow what does this nigga want *sees blue is sleep and calls jay back*

ON THE PHONE:

Jay: baby I miss you

Bey: you miss me but you cheated who's HER

Jay: I can't say

Bey: fine, then I can't say if I wanna stay in this marriage *hangs up*

*door knocking*

Bey: damn...who is it now *goes to the door* 

Lyndell: Hey Bey

Bey: lyndell, wow...it's Been forever 
*tightens her robe because she feels uncomfortable*

Lyndell: can I come in or? 

Bey: ohh sure..come in have a seat

(Bey is shocked because she hasn't talked to lyndell in years)

Lyndell: beyonce you look good

Bey: and so do you wow it's been so long

Lyndell: you were 19 last time we spoke..you told me you hated me

Bey: I was a kid *looks shy*

Lyndell: what's wrong

Bey: nun

Lyndell: I see it in your eyes...the way your face goes blank when your hurting come on by I've known you since you were little 

Bey: ok fine...jay is cheating and I'm coping

Lyndell: damn... *holds bey in his arms*

Bey: I miss you holding me

Lyndell: you do

Bey: yes

Lyndell: what about this *kisses on beys neck do you miss that

Bey: mhm

Lyndell: and this *rubs his hand on beys pussy over and over*

Bey: *moaning* I think we should stop

Lyndell: no

Bey: please stop I'm married *trys fighting him off*

Lyndell: no *picks bey up and slams he on the bed*

Bey: GET THE FUCK OFF ME!!! GET OFF ME!!! *screaming*

Lyndell: BITCH SHUT UP *knocks her out*

Bey: *waking up tied to the bed* HELLLPPPPP *screaming*

Lyndell: shhhhh baby remember its only gonna hurt a lil 

Bey: *crying* where's my baby? 

Lyndell: she's sleep 

Bey: *untie me now*

Lyndell: no not until I'm finished...I started earlier while you were taking your lil nap *laughing* I want you to feel it now *shoves his dick deep in bey*

Bey: *screaming*

Lyndell: *stroking hard as hell* shut the fuck up

Bey: STOP!! LYNDELL YOUR HURTING ME 

Lyndell: *smacks bey and goes faster*

Bey: *crying* 

Lyndell: *nuts in her* 

Bey: *just laying there*

Lyndell: *gets up and looks at her* now your nothin but a lil slut

Bey: *breaking down crying* let me go please *sees the knife on the counter*

Lyndell: *sets her free* 

Bey: *grabs the dagger and drops it once she hears footsteps* someone's 

Lyndell: *covering her mouth* shh

Bey: *bites his hand*

Lyndell: *screams*

Jay: *runs into the bedroom and sees blood* TF YOU DOING TO MY WIFE 

To Be Continued...

Saturday, August 3, 2013

What Seems To Be The Problem

Bey: *runs in blues room* 

Jay: bey come down 

Bey: no 

Police: where's the tress passer 

Jay: he's right there sir.

Police: *puts rob in cuffs*

Rob: huh who are you?

Police: nice try lol *puts him in the car and pulls off*

Jay: *closes the door* baby you can come down now 

Bey: no...

Jay: *sighs* Fine I'm coming up*locks the door and goes upstairs*

Bey: *runs into their bedroom* NO

Jay: *goes in the room* baby calm down

Bey: *crying* I should've never cheated

Jay: well it happened ok? It's done..

Bey: *stops crying* ok I'm sorry

Jay: I forgave you already you need to apologize to Kelly solo and Angie and your mother *holds bey*

Bey: *cries harder* I disrespected my momma *whailing in tears* 

Jay: solo does it all the time *chuckles*

Bey: but I'm different I was the perfect child solo got pregnant at 17 and had more boyfriends then she did cavitys *rolls her eyes*

Jay: yo bey...it's gonna be okay

Bey: I hope *whining*

Jay: *kisses on beys neck over and over*

Bey: mmmhhhh 

Jay: shhhh baby calm down *sucking on beys neck*

Bey: *moaning* play with my kitty daddy

Jay: is that a demand? Hmmm

Bey: no 

Jay: so you wanna run that by me again?

Bey: baby can you-

Jay: why did you even ask Of course!

Bey: imma hit you lol ugh I hate you *laughing hard*

Jay: *kisses on beys clit* shhh 

Bey: *groaning* no jay you play too much!

Jay: *chews down on her clit* 

Bey: damn daddy mmm *Presses jays head down* keep going 

At this point jay is eating her so damn good she forgot why she was even upset 

Bey: *arching her back* yessss papi *cums*

Jay: *licks the cum off her thighs and her pussy* mm I missed tasting that shit

Bey: I love you 

Jay: I know *teasing bey* 

Bey: *annoyed* just put it in already damn 

Jay: no *slides his dick in half way and pulls it back out* 

Bey: jay please *moaning* please daddy 

Jay: *shoves his dick deep in bey and starts pumpin his dick in her pussy faster and faster*

Bey: mmmhh daddy *bites her bottom lip* slow down

Jay: *going harder* no *bites beys neck*

Bey: *whimpering*

Jay: mmm that's right take this dick 

Bey: daddy ahh *screaming*

Tay: *at the door knocking Yellong from outside the door* BEYYYY

Bey: *whispering* baby it's Tay what do I do?

Jay: so what *stroking slower*

Bey: *rolls her eyes and smiles* your pathetic...YES TAY HUNNY *Tryna push jay off her*

Jay: *going in deeper* mm 

Bey: *moans* 

Tay: never mind *walks away disturbed she heard bey moan* 

Bey: *looking mad* JAY 

Jay: I'm sorry *kisses beys lips softly*

Bey: *moans* mmm I suppose it's ok I mean you are my man 

Jay: mhmm *strokes faster*

Bey: and *breathing heavy*

Jay: and? 

Bey: *has a orgasm* damn 

Jay: *chuckling*

Bey: what's so funny

Jay: funny that you love this position no matter how many times we do it *kisses on bey*

Bey: swerve jay 

Jay: you cute tho you cute 

Bey: I know I'm cute thank you

Jay: too cute... *kisses on beys neck* baby 

Bey: *dozing off asleep slowly*

Jay: bey

Bey: *snoring* 

Jay: wake up lil nigga

Bey: okay damn I'm up *yawning*

Jay: good..I can't sleep 

Bey: whatcha thinking bout baby?

Jay: Us

Bey: *cuddles with jay* 

Jay: *smiles* we are gonna be okay

Bey: I know...we have no choice but to WE have a daughter 

Jay: yeah your right 

Bey: I love you papi

Jay: *holds on tighter to bey and falls asleep slowly*

Bey: *smiling and reaches for her phone to text everyone Sorry*

Kelly: (text message) look I said some things an I'm sorry your always and will always be my girl i love ya sis come over tomorrow so we can talk it out -KRoLLin'

Jay: *grabs beys ass* 

Bey: I thought you were asleep 

Jay: i was but I woke up duhhh 

Bey: *texting Kelly back* ohh so this means you can go get my VoSs water 

Jay: why? Lol

Bey: because I want water Shawn

Jay: ard imma go get it *goes in the kitchen*

Bey: (text message) okay sis love ya can't wait to see ya!
-BeyThang

[jays phone goes off] 

Bey: Her? I thought he was through fucking around why is her name HER! *answers the phone*

Her: hay jay *deep sexy voice*

Bey: DON'T HAYY JAY MY HUSBAND BITCH YOU BETTER SIT YOUR POPCORN HOE ASS DOWN THE FUCK 

Her: well he's the father of my baby did your MAN tell you that 

Bey: *hangs up* wow...  *stares with a blank face* he didn't *crying*

Jay: baby I got your 

Bey: DON'T BABY ME YOUR STILL FUCKING HER YOU AIN'T EVER LOVE ME I WAS BETTER OFF WITH ROB BEATING ON ME! AND SHE'S PREGNANT JAY!? SHE'S WITH CHILD!!

Jay: listen to me...

Bey: NO YOU LISTEN TO ME SHAWN...I PUT TOO MUCH ENERGY AND LOVE IN OUT RELATIONSHIP AND THIS IS WHAT I GET IN RETURN FUCK YOU

Jay: bey

Bey: WHAT'S THIS? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? Because I'm not ready to get pregnant again you gon fuck some silly hoe

Jay: i love you

Bey: ha, you love me? Well you better get your ct together and do something about this woman or I will 

Jay: see you ain't even have to say all that

Bey: so now your defending the hoe?
.
.
.
You know what it's cool fine get the fuck out my house

Jay: why?

Bey: pack ya shit and go I don't wanna see ya face again 

Jay: baby

Bey: don't baby me GO! *yelling*

Jay: but

Bey:don't say another god damn word...

Jay: no

Bey: Get out of my house!

Jay: This is crazy, Bey. Cant you see whats happening?

Bey: Get out of my house.

Jay: Alright, you just tell me whatever you want me to do,
  and thats what Ill do.

Bey: Well, first, I suggest you pack your toothbrush. And
  then I want you to get your shaving kit, your underwear, your
  procollectors if you think you need them and get your ass out of my house!

Jay: And go where, Beyoncé!?!

Bey: To hell!!

(Had a obsessed moment lol)

Jay: FINE *packs his bags and leaves*

[bey went downstairs in the dining room grabbed a bottle of liquor and started drinking]

Bey: *half drunk* almost done this bottle *lays on the couch*
[calls darell]

Darell: what's up sis? 

Bey: can you come over *crying*

Darell: I'm the first person you thought of? Aww I feel loved I'm on my way

Bey: thank you *downs the other half*



[LATER]

Darell: beyyyy I'm at the doooorrrrrrrr

Bey: *opens the door* bro!! *hugs him* I missed you 

*paparazi taking pictures*

Bey: *closes and locks the door*

Darell: bey sorry bout that 

Bey: it's cool

Darell: life a football rookie

Bey: wait the paparazi was after you? Not me?

Darnell: yeah they wanted a story

Bey: well we gave them one lol 

Darell: yeah I was wondering  why isn't the community gated

Bey: I guess Michelle forgot to close the gate

Darell: *sees the liquor in her hand* bey you look drunk what's wrong 

Bey: jay is a asshole 

Darell: aw how about we go watch some movies get some skittles n popcorn and talk

Bey: oh you know me too well

Meanwhile

Jay: *walks to kanye door* bro let me in

Ye: ard gimme a minute

Kim: I got it baby *opens the door *
heyyy

Ye: come in bro

Jay: I need the keys to that condo in Miami 

Ye: fa real? 

Jay: yeah man imma be out there for like a month or two 

Kim: *hands him the keys* 



To BeY Continued...




The Big BANG

Bey: when he got done hitting on me he said he wasn't through and he will kill me...I smacked him and he got up and stomped on my knee

Jay: well... You don't gotta worry about him...he's taken care of 

[BOOM] 

Bey: what was that?

Jay: it came out of blues room i think... ill check it out tho

Bey: *cuddles in the sheets* make it quick I'm missing daddy already 

Jay: *smirks and goes in blues room* baby *yelling*

Bey: yes? *Yells back*

Jay: blues fine it's just..

[BOOM]

Bey: *screams* baby it's coming from down stairs 

Jay: it's ok bey I'll check it out *goes out side* 

Tay: help! Jay!

Jay: Tatiana how you get here

Tay: *slams the door and locks it* uncle I'm scared 

Jay: sit down and tell me what's up

Tay: well...it's this guy I dated and 

Jay: and..

Tay: *looks up at bey*

Bey: *coming down the steps*

Tay: auntie bey 

Bey:yes hunny *kisses tays forehead*

Tay: he tried to rape me so I ran.....

Bey: who? 

Tay: my boyfriend *cries* he said he'll find me 

Jay: not before I'll find him

Tay: don't hurt him

Bey: he won't TRUST ME *looks at jay real mean* I Won't let that happen

Tay: can I stay here for like 2 days then I'll go home I told my mom i was going to Tasha's house and I lied...

Jay: yeah go ahead up in the guest room 

Tay: *goes upstairs*

Bey: your a good uncle *kisses on jays neck* mmm

Jay: and a good daddy

Bey: your a great daddy *kisses on his neck again* a great great daddy 

Jay: *catching on* eww bey you Nasty lmao

Bey: only on certain days *smirks* 

Jay: go upstairs with Tatiana 

Bey: and if I don't 

Jay: daddy wont be such a great daddy later on tonight 

Bey: *hits jay* fine *goes upstairs*

Jay: *goes in the basement and plays pool*

Meanwhile:

Bey: Tatiana I know how you feel having something you love turn on you...or someone trying to hurt you

Tay: I should've listened to my momma she said dont go over his house pass 10

Bey: your 16 your gonna make mistakes I'm just happy you got away *hugstay*

Tay: *smiles* blues so lucky she has the best mom

Bey: *holding Tay*

Tay: I'm sad 

Bey: it's gonna hurt but it's ok...

*gets up and walks out* 

Tay: *sighs* goodnight *goes to sleep*

 (In the basement)

Jay: *playing pool* damn I missed it *looks at his ball and try's again*

[BANG BANG BANG]

Jay: *runs to the door* who is it now! 

[no comment]

Jay: *opens it up* what the 

Rob: MOVE 

Jay: imma give you to the count of three to move 1,2.....

Rob: *punches jay* three

Bey: who's there *screams and try's to run upstairs* 

Rob: COME HERE BITCH I NEVER SAID YOU CAN LEAVE ME *grabs beys ankle dragging her down the steps*

Bey: *kicks rob in his forehead and watches him fall down the steps* JAYY 

Jay: baby you ok? *limping*

 Bey: yeah, I'm cool I guess *smiles* 

Jay: good he didn't hurt you did he 

Bey: he didnt I promise you that he won't ever *kicks rob again and again* hurt *punches rob in his face* me *spits on him*

Jay: baby baby shhh calm down *kisses bey softly* 

Bey: but he dragged me down the steps he hurt me 

Jay: sometimes you just shouldn't fight fire with fire now the police are on the way and you need to get it together baby  ok

Bey: *cries* okay baby

[police at the door]