Bey...ohhh bey

Jay: I'm serious baby *laughs* I was with Kanye 

Bey: sit on that couch we gon find out *calls kanye*

Ye: yo what's up bey?

Bey: was jay with you tonight 

Ye: yeah I just dropped him off why what's up

Bey: *hangs up and smiles* I'm sorry baby 

Jay: it's cool *goes upstairs

Bey: I owe you an apology

Jay: you gave me one already 

Bey: but baby you know what I mean

Jay: *gets in bed not responding*

Bey: so you not gon respond

Jay: *trying to go to sleep*

Bey: baby you ain't going to sleep not on me

Jay: *kisses bey* I'm sorry baby I'm just mad 

Bey: I can fix that *kissing jay back*

Jay: mmm you can? *smirks*

Bey: *blushing* mhm I can *slowly unbuttons jays  pants

Jay: mmm baby I know what u want but I can't right now bey *smiling* 

Bey: ok baby

{phone going off} 

Bey: hello?

James: eh, it's James I was callin because I was told you were hiring 

Bey: oh yes i am and I'm sure you'll meet our standards how old are you

James: 30 ma'am

Bey: any criminal background I should be aware of 

James: I ran through the red light once when I was 16 

Bey: *laughing* what was your previous occupation?

James: I was the executive producer of the Oprah Winfrey show for three years and I've been working productions broadway productions they pay good money

Bey: hmm impressive ok you start tomorrow welcome abroad with park wood

James: oh god thank you!!!

Bey: haha ok now hunny imma talk to ya in a while 

James: *hangs up happy*

Jay: baby who was that? 

Bey: I had to fire someone so he just got hired

Jay: damn Mattie really needs a job

Bey: I know u remind that all the damn time but she has NO experience at all

Jay: *kisses bey* I'm sorry baby 

Bey: it's ok but fr get her a job at the studio 

Jay: as what? A janitor she's 17 

Bey: if MADISON REALLY wanted a job she'd take it 

(Madison is jays god daughter along with north west)

Jay: ok baby *holds bey in bed and rubs on her thigh*

Bey: I love you big lips

Jay: I love you more big butt

Bey: how much you love me? 

Jay: like a fat kid loves cake 

Bey: *blushing* baby

Jay: huh? 

Bey: blue got out the crib again

Jay: damn *laughing*

Bey: she's right there *points at her crawling to the bed*

Jay: *picks blue up and holds her in bed*

Bey: *goes to sleep*

Next morning...

Jay: *waking up with bey not home*

  

Clubbing ;)

Bey: baby wake up *on top of jay kissing him over and over* 

Jay: mmm damn I'm up sweet lips *kisses bey back* 

Bey: sweet lips? That's new

Jay: I need to ask you something *turns bey around and gets on top of her* 

Bey: can you un pin me first * tryna get out his grasp*

Jay: * kissing on beys neck softly* no

Bey: baby *giggling* please

Jay: you gotta gimme sum first

Bey: you get some later *laughing*

Jay: *pulls down her panties and rubs on beys pussy* she's tellin me different she's wet

Bey: but she's always wet and plus I have a meeting at parkwood at three it's 1:30 *smirks*

Jay: so *pins bey down and shoves his dick in bey*

Bey: NO*squirming* imma be late for. Mmm

Jay: *laughing while he's stroking*

Bey: *biting her lips and moaning*

37 mins later

Jay: *holding bey* so get ready for work

Bey: ion wanna anymore 

Jay: *kisses bey* I'll be here hit me up Ight 

Bey: *pouting* Kay

(Bey got up washed up curled her hair and put a black Michael Khors dress and Luis Vuiton red bottoms that were black as well with diamond jewelry to match and jay went to work)

At the meeting 

Bey: IM SORRY IM LATE hello everyone my name is beyonce and I'm the manager of parkwood co executive producer and Jonathan next to me is the director and producer

Everyone: hello beyonce 

Aaron: shall we can begin? 

Bey: yes

Aaron: so me and Melissa came to a conclusion that the tour is effecting the release date of the 5th album...

Melissa: and before you get offended 

Ashley Everett: there's more!

Melissa: you see your sales dropped since you've hit 1.1m even though it's better then all the female R&B singers we expect more ya know

Bey: ok ok continue 

Aaron: so we came up with a plan...

Bey: like? *getting anxious*

Aaron: you release...

Melissa: TWO SONGS THATS ALL 

everyone: and you'll get more sells!

Bey: *laughing* ok ok I get it your telling me that people are getting tired of waiting on me? For this album...and are loosing interest...

Everyone: YES! Lateoncé 

Bey: ok ok settle down *smiling* I'll get to work then meeting ajourned *walks out*

Jonathan: *grabs bey hand* can I talk to you

Bey: sure...

Jonathan: look I got a 

Bey: this is too public...please follow me to my office *leads him to her office and closes the door*

Jonathan: you see...i got a thing for you and...I don't know if I can hide it anymore

Bey: *rolling her eyes* listen...if you can't hide it that's too bad I'm married with a child and if that doesn't suit you then your fired *tries to walk out*

Jonathan: NO PLEASE. I didn't mean it that way... *grabs beys waist and presses her against the wall* 

Bey: get the fuck off me Jonathan 

Jonathan: *kissing on beys neck* 

Bey: SECURITY!!!!!

Alan: *picks him up and kicks him out* 

Bey: *comes out the office*. ANYONE ELSE WANNA BE NEXT?! IM FIRING BITCHES TODAY! *looks around* THOUGHT SO...PARKWOOD IS CLOSED FOR THE WEEK UNTIL WE FIND A NEW PRODUCER  AND DIRECTOR *leaves*

(Bey is on her way to Kelly's house already mad)

Meanwhile: 

Jay: *walking down the street and bumps into this random lady knocking her coffee on her dress and shoes and dropping her paperwork* Damn im sorry ms. im just a tad clumsy today 

marissa: its marissa short for maribellina *gives him tone and adittude*

jay: marissa...nice *trying to be nice* marissa: *rolls her eyes* can you help? jay: right..help *puts her papers in her suit case and his shades fall off and his hat at the same time* 

marissa: your... that RAPPER!! YOUR JAYZ! 

jay: lol nice to meet you to maribellina marissa: im so sorry i was rude allow me to take you out for some coffee or something

 jay: no...id rather not i gotta get going to my wife 

marissa: *grabs his wrist* please... its my treat 

jay: okay only for a little im trying to dodge paparatzi 

(five HOURS LATER)

Jay: hahaahaha marissa we need to hang out more *sipping on his drink* and you said you were.. marissa: a model and CEO of spains fashion line CRIMAALDE'LOCA 

jay: thats so awesome *impressed* you think you cant sneak my wife in some unreleased clothing shes a big fan of-- (phone ringing) 

merissa: arent ya gonna get that? it could be your wife..

Jay: it's not though trust me

 (they continued talking and laughing enjoying each other's company)

MEANWHILE:

Kelly: DEVON STOP *giggling*

Devon: sorry baby I can't help myself *kissing on kelly* 

Kelly: *smirks* ok devy poo maybe for a widdle *blushing*

Devon: *sucking on Kelly neck*

(Kelly hasn't ever went this far with Devon  so she's nervous about the whole sex thing)

Kelly: STOP *pushes him off her* 

Devon: you ok?

Kelly: yes but...

[Door bell rings]

Kelly: ohh goodie the doorbell *gets up and sees its bey* BEEYYYY *jumps on bey*

Devon: man lol I was just about to get some *goes upstairs*

Bey: get some? Kelly as long as y'all been together you ain't give him nun

Kelly: nope 

Bey: *laughing loud* girl we needa talk 

Kelly: about?

Bey: I fired a man off my job and I need a new worker

Kelly: I got you then.. No worries 

Bey: thank you

Kelly: girl let's go clubbing! You me Jenna and Kim

Bey:kardashian?

Kelly: yes and lala of course...

Bey: mmmm ok I guess 

(Later on all the girls dressed up and Kelly's house)

Kim: come on let's party!!

Lala: OMG Kim you look so good bey doesn't she!? 

Bey; eh   

Kelly: where is Jenna?

Kim: oh she's using the bathroom 

Kelly: ok how about we just act single tonight 

Everyone: ohh yeah 

Kelly: we're gonna see how many digits you can pick up 

Bey: mm well finding a Man is quite simple *smirks*

Kim: you gotta shake it to make it hey *laughing* uh oh uh oh 

Bey: I bet you'd know about shakin shit *rolls her eyes*

 

Kim: ok what's ya problem with me!?

Bey: bitch I don't like you 

Kim: humph *blows her breath mad*

Kelly: ok girls no beef please with that said let's go y'all we out

(The girls left and took Devon's limo)

Bey: *pops a bottle* jay thinks I'm at solos 

Jenna: girl you crazy

Lala: shit my man think I'm at my mommas *takes a shot*

All the girls: *laughing*

Bey: speaking of men *answers her phone* hey baby

Jay: where u at?

Bey: I'm at solos I'll be home in a minute

Jay: ok *hangs up*

Jenna: best liar I know 

Bey: *blushing*

Kelly: I'm so ready to turn up

Bey: *laughing*

Kelly: what lol we here though 

(They go in the club and everyone is having a good time until)

 

Bey: yo look over there! *points at some guy*

Kelly: that's jarrel the second richest football player in the world *smirks* he's fine 

Lala: y'all some gold diggin bitches *laughing*

Kelly: I got a man I'm just saying

Lala: mmm his is sexy 

Bey: *smiles* he's... Ok

Kelly: you wanna fuck em admit it

Bey: no *blushing* I don't even know him

Kim: he's mines *gets up and starts walking to him*

Bey: bitch *grabs Kim by her hair and drops her* your with Kanye sit down *yelling at her*

Lala: chill out bey 

Security: everything ok here? 

Bey: yes officer *smiles* 

Security: can I have a talk with you...beyonce 

Bey: as long as I can get your number *bites her lip*

Security: mmm *gives her his number on a piece of paper*  

Bey: thank you  *kisses his cheek*

Security: imma go now *blushing*

Bey: and that's how you get a number. Shall the games began?

Lala: that was amazing! OMG wow 

Kim: eh it was ok 

Kelly: damn girl you pulled him fast 

Bey: and I got a man I ain't gon call it

Kelly: I don't wanna play bey gon win

Kim: me either 

Lala: I'm not allowed to lol

Bey: where's Jenna? I haven't seen her anywhere 

Kelly: she just texted me "hey girls I'm with my friend he's taking me home"

Bey: okay I think it's time to go lol 

(They leave the club and bey comes home late)

Bey: baby... 

No response 

Bey: you home jay?

Silence.

Bey: he left his phone *unlocks it and goes through his messages* hmmm...no suspiciousness *shrugs* 

(6 hours later)

Jay: *comes in*

Bey: *sitting on the couch* where we're you it's 6 in the morning

Jay: I was with ye

Bey: no you weren't 

Jay: *lookin guilty* 

Bey: Kanye is in Paris 

To be continued....

It wasnt real..(it was all a dream)

Jay: bey wake up WAKE UP

Bey: *waking up crying* 

Jay: what's wrong 

Bey: I cheated on you with a guy named rob and then lyndell raped me...

Jay: baby what are you talking about?

Bey: I cheated...

Jay: you must of had a bad dream 

Bey: a nightmare? 

Jay: I'm afraid so

Bey: *kisses jay over and over* so I didn't cheat on you with rob Evans?

Jay: no

Bey: and I'm not raped?

Jay: of course not.. You feelin ok bey? 

Bey: never better 

Jay: ok good because Ty and Angie solo and Kelly are coming over 

Bey: okay!!

LATER ON THAT DAY AT NIGHT 

Bey: *getting ready*

Jay: baby come on hurry up everyone's here

Bey: okay *with that bey was smelling good had her pumps on and her booty shorts with her lil floral tee lookin like she came out of a H&M commercial* baby *fixing her jewellery* 

Jay: yes your highness 

Bey: come here *winks*

Jay: I missed you baby 

Bey: that dream....I felt like I was really there 

Jay: it was a dream and that's that 

Bey: Man did you tidy up in the living room 

Jay: *lying* yes

Bey: good *coming down stairs* hey y'all 

Jay: *coming Down with her*

Ty: look at the love birds 

Everyone: awwww

Bey: pop the movie In that case *points at it*

Ty: okay I gotchu *grabs the wrong case*

Bey: imma go get some popcorn imma be right back

Ty: WHAT THE HELL...this ain't grown ups 

Kelly: bey is that you? What The!!

Solo: bitch you nasty 

Jay: sitting in shock at what he's witnessing 

Bey: JAY TAKE IT OUT NOW! TAKE THE TAPE OUT!

Ty: y'all nasty asses made a sextape *rollin laughing*

Jay: *sitting in shock*

Angie: *covering her ears and closing her eyes*

Solo: DAMN JAY  you got her screaming

Bey: *runs over and unplugs the TV* 

Ty: now you and jay need to sit y'all in the shame seats 

Bey: what y'all want? Damn

Solo: why the hell y'all make a sex tape nasty 

Bey: shut up solo you mad cuz you ain't gettin nun 

Solo: *catches a attitude* bey I'm gettin some 

Bey: yeah and I'm Hanna Montanna *laughing*

Solo: *leaves*

Bey: any body else got some smart shit to say

Kelly: I do 

Bey: nigga speak 

Kelly: why ya man whimper like a girl *laughing loud*

Bey: because I know how to ride my man...RIGHT is that a problem *rolls her eyes* instead of you worrying about that sex tape you need to be worrying about your own damn self don't let me get started on your ass

(With that everyone left shocked that bey went off on them)

Bey: *in the bedroom crying mad and embarrased* 

Jay: come on baby stop crying I'm just as embarrased as you are 

Bey: *holding her head down*

Jay: baby I love you so much please...stop *kisses bey*

Bey: I can't...I've never felt so belittled in my life 

Jay: baby it's ok *kissing on beys neck* 

Bey: *smirks* not now baby please now is not the time 

Jay: okay *turns on the TV* mm *watching law and order*

Bey: *cuddling wit him* 

Blue: *curling up in the bed with them*

Bey: aww blueberry 

(Bey and blue slowly fall asleep and jay starts working on his new album)

Then Shit Went Down.

Jay: *goes back to they house to wish blue goodbye*

Bey: darell Imma need you to act like my boyfriend I know your gay but please... *opening the door* why the hell you back 

Jay: *kisses bey over and over* 

Bey: *punches jay in his mouth* bitch don't touch me 

Jay: don't call me no bitch 

Bey: well you act like a bitch

Jay: that don't mean shit 

Bey: yes the fuck it do Jay

Jay: no it don't bey 

Bey: look I ain't Finna argue wit ya hoe ass ard 

Jay: *sees darell* who the fuck is that

Bey: ohh that's darell he's replacing you that's all

Darell: *kisses on beys neck* you got a prollim bae

Jay: I do where the hell you come from!? And where ever that's at you need to go the fuck back!

Darell: on the Low I've been fuckin bey for three years waiting for you to fuck up that night she moaned "D" she was TALKIN bout me Im hittin dat shit *lying*

Bey: don't worry about jay...he's a looser

Jay: oh fuck outta here 

Bey: *slams and locks the door in jays face* good work thanks for lying for me bro

Darell: no problem girl *gives bey a high 5* now where's Ty fine ass?

Bey: he's with Angie they went out last night after the party 

Darell: *smiles* I wanna smash

Bey: darell your so gay! Lol  he's coming in now

Ty: hey baby *kisses darell* 

Bey: what the 

Ang:hell... 

Bey: ANGIE!!!

Ang: hey babe *hugs bey* you want some chicken we went to Popeyes

Ty: I told her how you just gonna go buy chicken without feeding beys fat self

 Bey: yes Angie how could you *takes a biscuit and honey*

Ang: we knew you'd go straight for them biscuits lmao 

Bey: hell yeah  *eating her biscuit*

Darell: so baby I've been wondering

Ty: yes love

Bey: ohh lord *takes 4 pieces if chicken and walks away* 

Ty: SHUT UP BEYONCÉ 

Kelly: *walks in* where bey

Ty: she's in her bedroom 

(Kelly goes up stairs and darell and Ty talk about going on vacation)

Kelly: bey? 

Bey: yes baby 

Kelly: well I took your advice on finding new people and I met this guy

Bey: name?

Kelly: Charles Stevenson

Bey: I can't imagine your name being KELENDRIA Stevenson I would clown you everyday

Kelly: shh I don't even know if it'll go that far

Bey: how come? What does he do?

Kelly: he is a songwriter and actor

Bey: okay well that's great you guys can write songs together 

Kelly: I guess so 

Bey: is there a dinner date coming up? 

Kelly: Tonight at eight, that's why I'm here I need a pep talk 

Bey: you can do it flash a lil cleavage curl ya hair and bam! There's my black Barbie 

Kelly: your a fool bey I swear ok ill be back later...can I wear your heels?

Bey: which? 

Kelly: the blue ones

Bey: ok go head

(Kelly took beys heels and left later Ty Ang and darell left)

Bey: *eating chicken watching Oprah* damn...*looks at her phone and sees 27 missed calls from jay* wow what does this nigga want *sees blue is sleep and calls jay back*

ON THE PHONE:

Jay: baby I miss you

Bey: you miss me but you cheated who's HER

Jay: I can't say

Bey: fine, then I can't say if I wanna stay in this marriage *hangs up*

*door knocking*

Bey: damn...who is it now *goes to the door* 

Lyndell: Hey Bey

Bey: lyndell, wow...it's Been forever 

*tightens her robe because she feels uncomfortable*

Lyndell: can I come in or? 

Bey: ohh sure..come in have a seat

(Bey is shocked because she hasn't talked to lyndell in years)

Lyndell: beyonce you look good

Bey: and so do you wow it's been so long

Lyndell: you were 19 last time we spoke..you told me you hated me

Bey: I was a kid *looks shy*

Lyndell: what's wrong

Bey: nun

Lyndell: I see it in your eyes...the way your face goes blank when your hurting come on by I've known you since you were little 

Bey: ok fine...jay is cheating and I'm coping

Lyndell: damn... *holds bey in his arms*

Bey: I miss you holding me

Lyndell: you do

Bey: yes

Lyndell: what about this *kisses on beys neck do you miss that

Bey: mhm

Lyndell: and this *rubs his hand on beys pussy over and over*

Bey: *moaning* I think we should stop

Lyndell: no

Bey: please stop I'm married *trys fighting him off*

Lyndell: no *picks bey up and slams he on the bed*

Bey: GET THE FUCK OFF ME!!! GET OFF ME!!! *screaming*

Lyndell: BITCH SHUT UP *knocks her out*

Bey: *waking up tied to the bed* HELLLPPPPP *screaming*

Lyndell: shhhhh baby remember its only gonna hurt a lil 

Bey: *crying* where's my baby? 

Lyndell: she's sleep 

Bey: *untie me now*

Lyndell: no not until I'm finished...I started earlier while you were taking your lil nap *laughing* I want you to feel it now *shoves his dick deep in bey*

Bey: *screaming*

Lyndell: *stroking hard as hell* shut the fuck up

Bey: STOP!! LYNDELL YOUR HURTING ME 

Lyndell: *smacks bey and goes faster*

Bey: *crying* 

Lyndell: *nuts in her* 

Bey: *just laying there*

Lyndell: *gets up and looks at her* now your nothin but a lil slut

Bey: *breaking down crying* let me go please *sees the knife on the counter*

Lyndell: *sets her free* 

Bey: *grabs the dagger and drops it once she hears footsteps* someone's 

Lyndell: *covering her mouth* shh

Bey: *bites his hand*

Lyndell: *screams*

Jay: *runs into the bedroom and sees blood* TF YOU DOING TO MY WIFE 

To Be Continued...

What Seems To Be The Problem

Bey: *runs in blues room* 

Jay: bey come down 

Bey: no 

Police: where's the tress passer 

Jay: he's right there sir.

Police: *puts rob in cuffs*

Rob: huh who are you?

Police: nice try lol *puts him in the car and pulls off*

Jay: *closes the door* baby you can come down now 

Bey: no...

Jay: *sighs* Fine I'm coming up*locks the door and goes upstairs*

Bey: *runs into their bedroom* NO

Jay: *goes in the room* baby calm down

Bey: *crying* I should've never cheated

Jay: well it happened ok? It's done..

Bey: *stops crying* ok I'm sorry

Jay: I forgave you already you need to apologize to Kelly solo and Angie and your mother *holds bey*

Bey: *cries harder* I disrespected my momma *whailing in tears* 

Jay: solo does it all the time *chuckles*

Bey: but I'm different I was the perfect child solo got pregnant at 17 and had more boyfriends then she did cavitys *rolls her eyes*

Jay: yo bey...it's gonna be okay

Bey: I hope *whining*

Jay: *kisses on beys neck over and over*

Bey: mmmhhhh 

Jay: shhhh baby calm down *sucking on beys neck*

Bey: *moaning* play with my kitty daddy

Jay: is that a demand? Hmmm

Bey: no 

Jay: so you wanna run that by me again?

Bey: baby can you-

Jay: why did you even ask Of course!

Bey: imma hit you lol ugh I hate you *laughing hard*

Jay: *kisses on beys clit* shhh 

Bey: *groaning* no jay you play too much!

Jay: *chews down on her clit* 

Bey: damn daddy mmm *Presses jays head down* keep going 

At this point jay is eating her so damn good she forgot why she was even upset 

Bey: *arching her back* yessss papi *cums*

Jay: *licks the cum off her thighs and her pussy* mm I missed tasting that shit

Bey: I love you 

Jay: I know *teasing bey* 

Bey: *annoyed* just put it in already damn 

Jay: no *slides his dick in half way and pulls it back out* 

Bey: jay please *moaning* please daddy 

Jay: *shoves his dick deep in bey and starts pumpin his dick in her pussy faster and faster*

Bey: mmmhh daddy *bites her bottom lip* slow down

Jay: *going harder* no *bites beys neck*

Bey: *whimpering*

Jay: mmm that's right take this dick 

Bey: daddy ahh *screaming*

Tay: *at the door knocking Yellong from outside the door* BEYYYY

Bey: *whispering* baby it's Tay what do I do?

Jay: so what *stroking slower*

Bey: *rolls her eyes and smiles* your pathetic...YES TAY HUNNY *Tryna push jay off her*

Jay: *going in deeper* mm 

Bey: *moans* 

Tay: never mind *walks away disturbed she heard bey moan* 

Bey: *looking mad* JAY 

Jay: I'm sorry *kisses beys lips softly*

Bey: *moans* mmm I suppose it's ok I mean you are my man 

Jay: mhmm *strokes faster*

Bey: and *breathing heavy*

Jay: and? 

Bey: *has a orgasm* damn 

Jay: *chuckling*

Bey: what's so funny

Jay: funny that you love this position no matter how many times we do it *kisses on bey*

Bey: swerve jay 

Jay: you cute tho you cute 

Bey: I know I'm cute thank you

Jay: too cute... *kisses on beys neck* baby 

Bey: *dozing off asleep slowly*

Jay: bey

Bey: *snoring* 

Jay: wake up lil nigga

Bey: okay damn I'm up *yawning*

Jay: good..I can't sleep 

Bey: whatcha thinking bout baby?

Jay: Us

Bey: *cuddles with jay* 

Jay: *smiles* we are gonna be okay

Bey: I know...we have no choice but to WE have a daughter 

Jay: yeah your right 

Bey: I love you papi

Jay: *holds on tighter to bey and falls asleep slowly*

Bey: *smiling and reaches for her phone to text everyone Sorry*

Kelly: (text message) look I said some things an I'm sorry your always and will always be my girl i love ya sis come over tomorrow so we can talk it out -KRoLLin'

Jay: *grabs beys ass* 

Bey: I thought you were asleep 

Jay: i was but I woke up duhhh 

Bey: *texting Kelly back* ohh so this means you can go get my VoSs water 

Jay: why? Lol

Bey: because I want water Shawn

Jay: ard imma go get it *goes in the kitchen*

Bey: (text message) okay sis love ya can't wait to see ya!

-BeyThang

[jays phone goes off] 

Bey: Her? I thought he was through fucking around why is her name HER! *answers the phone*

Her: hay jay *deep sexy voice*

Bey: DON'T HAYY JAY MY HUSBAND BITCH YOU BETTER SIT YOUR POPCORN HOE ASS DOWN THE FUCK 

Her: well he's the father of my baby did your MAN tell you that 

Bey: *hangs up* wow...  *stares with a blank face* he didn't *crying*

Jay: baby I got your 

Bey: DON'T BABY ME YOUR STILL FUCKING HER YOU AIN'T EVER LOVE ME I WAS BETTER OFF WITH ROB BEATING ON ME! AND SHE'S PREGNANT JAY!? SHE'S WITH CHILD!!

Jay: listen to me...

Bey: NO YOU LISTEN TO ME SHAWN...I PUT TOO MUCH ENERGY AND LOVE IN OUT RELATIONSHIP AND THIS IS WHAT I GET IN RETURN FUCK YOU

Jay: bey

Bey: WHAT'S THIS? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? Because I'm not ready to get pregnant again you gon fuck some silly hoe

Jay: i love you

Bey: ha, you love me? Well you better get your ct together and do something about this woman or I will 

Jay: see you ain't even have to say all that

Bey: so now your defending the hoe?

.

.

.

You know what it's cool fine get the fuck out my house

Jay: why?

Bey: pack ya shit and go I don't wanna see ya face again 

Jay: baby

Bey: don't baby me GO! *yelling*

Jay: but

Bey:don't say another god damn word...

Jay: no

Bey: Get out of my house!

Jay: This is crazy, Bey. Cant you see whats happening?

Bey: Get out of my house.

Jay: Alright, you just tell me whatever you want me to do,

  and thats what Ill do.

Bey: Well, first, I suggest you pack your toothbrush. And

  then I want you to get your shaving kit, your underwear, your

  procollectors if you think you need them and get your ass out of my house!

Jay: And go where, Beyoncé!?!

Bey: To hell!!

(Had a obsessed moment lol)

Jay: FINE *packs his bags and leaves*

[bey went downstairs in the dining room grabbed a bottle of liquor and started drinking]

Bey: *half drunk* almost done this bottle *lays on the couch*

[calls darell]

Darell: what's up sis? 

Bey: can you come over *crying*

Darell: I'm the first person you thought of? Aww I feel loved I'm on my way

Bey: thank you *downs the other half*

[LATER]

Darell: beyyyy I'm at the doooorrrrrrrr

Bey: *opens the door* bro!! *hugs him* I missed you 

*paparazi taking pictures*

Bey: *closes and locks the door*

Darell: bey sorry bout that 

Bey: it's cool

Darell: life a football rookie

Bey: wait the paparazi was after you? Not me?

Darnell: yeah they wanted a story

Bey: well we gave them one lol 

Darell: yeah I was wondering  why isn't the community gated

Bey: I guess Michelle forgot to close the gate

Darell: *sees the liquor in her hand* bey you look drunk what's wrong 

Bey: jay is a asshole 

Darell: aw how about we go watch some movies get some skittles n popcorn and talk

Bey: oh you know me too well

Meanwhile

Jay: *walks to kanye door* bro let me in

Ye: ard gimme a minute

Kim: I got it baby *opens the door *

heyyy

Ye: come in bro

Jay: I need the keys to that condo in Miami 

Ye: fa real? 

Jay: yeah man imma be out there for like a month or two 

Kim: *hands him the keys* 

To BeY Continued...

The Big BANG

Bey: when he got done hitting on me he said he wasn't through and he will kill me...I smacked him and he got up and stomped on my knee

Jay: well... You don't gotta worry about him...he's taken care of 

[BOOM] 

Bey: what was that?

Jay: it came out of blues room i think... ill check it out tho

Bey: *cuddles in the sheets* make it quick I'm missing daddy already 

Jay: *smirks and goes in blues room* baby *yelling*

Bey: yes? *Yells back*

Jay: blues fine it's just..

[BOOM]

Bey: *screams* baby it's coming from down stairs 

Jay: it's ok bey I'll check it out *goes out side* 

Tay: help! Jay!

Jay: Tatiana how you get here

Tay: *slams the door and locks it* uncle I'm scared 

Jay: sit down and tell me what's up

Tay: well...it's this guy I dated and 

Jay: and..

Tay: *looks up at bey*

Bey: *coming down the steps*

Tay: auntie bey 

Bey:yes hunny *kisses tays forehead*

Tay: he tried to rape me so I ran.....

Bey: who? 

Tay: my boyfriend *cries* he said he'll find me 

Jay: not before I'll find him

Tay: don't hurt him

Bey: he won't TRUST ME *looks at jay real mean* I Won't let that happen

Tay: can I stay here for like 2 days then I'll go home I told my mom i was going to Tasha's house and I lied...

Jay: yeah go ahead up in the guest room 

Tay: *goes upstairs*

Bey: your a good uncle *kisses on jays neck* mmm

Jay: and a good daddy

Bey: your a great daddy *kisses on his neck again* a great great daddy 

Jay: *catching on* eww bey you Nasty lmao

Bey: only on certain days *smirks* 

Jay: go upstairs with Tatiana 

Bey: and if I don't 

Jay: daddy wont be such a great daddy later on tonight 

Bey: *hits jay* fine *goes upstairs*

Jay: *goes in the basement and plays pool*

Meanwhile:

Bey: Tatiana I know how you feel having something you love turn on you...or someone trying to hurt you

Tay: I should've listened to my momma she said dont go over his house pass 10

Bey: your 16 your gonna make mistakes I'm just happy you got away *hugstay*

Tay: *smiles* blues so lucky she has the best mom

Bey: *holding Tay*

Tay: I'm sad 

Bey: it's gonna hurt but it's ok...

*gets up and walks out* 

Tay: *sighs* goodnight *goes to sleep*

 (In the basement)

Jay: *playing pool* damn I missed it *looks at his ball and try's again*

[BANG BANG BANG]

Jay: *runs to the door* who is it now! 

[no comment]

Jay: *opens it up* what the 

Rob: MOVE 

Jay: imma give you to the count of three to move 1,2.....

Rob: *punches jay* three

Bey: who's there *screams and try's to run upstairs* 

Rob: COME HERE BITCH I NEVER SAID YOU CAN LEAVE ME *grabs beys ankle dragging her down the steps*

Bey: *kicks rob in his forehead and watches him fall down the steps* JAYY 

Jay: baby you ok? *limping*

 Bey: yeah, I'm cool I guess *smiles* 

Jay: good he didn't hurt you did he 

Bey: he didnt I promise you that he won't ever *kicks rob again and again* hurt *punches rob in his face* me *spits on him*

Jay: baby baby shhh calm down *kisses bey softly* 

Bey: but he dragged me down the steps he hurt me 

Jay: sometimes you just shouldn't fight fire with fire now the police are on the way and you need to get it together baby  ok

Bey: *cries* okay baby

[police at the door]